Bewitched (TV Series)
Remember the Main (1965)
Agnes Moorehead: Endora
Quotes
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Samantha Stephens : We are the bright girls. Rally round for Wright girls. That isn't funny, Mother.
Endora : On the contrary, it's hysterical. What was that incantation you were gyrating through?
Samantha Stephens : That isn't an incantation, it's a cheer.
Endora : What does it do?
Samantha Stephens : It doesn't do anything.
Endora : Then why were you doing it?
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Samantha Stephens : Politics is a very serious business.
Endora : Only to politicians, my dear child.
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Samantha Stephens : My husband happens to be very proud of me.
Endora : For what?
Samantha Stephens : For taking a position.
Endora : I don't know what you're talking about. And neither do you.
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Endora : I suppose all this was Darwin's idea.
Samantha Stephens : Mother, Darwin's idea was that man was descended from apes. This was my idea.
Endora : Descended from the ape? Man?
Samantha Stephens : It's called the theory of evolution.
Endora : Pity to disillusion him. Other way around, actually.
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Endora : Have I ever let you down?
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Endora : Doesn't he understand that this latest project of Cavanaugh's... is the only legitimate thing the man has done in his life?
Samantha Stephens : We have no proof of that.
Endora : Well, just looking at the man is proof enough.
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Samantha Stephens : Would you get the file on the gas main? It was handled by the Oster-Halth Pipe Company.
Endora : O or P?
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Endora : Oh, there's a simple way to handle this, but Donald wouldn't approve. On the other hand... what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Endora : Have you heard about the flood?
Samantha Stephens : Oh, now, Mother...
Darrin Stephens : You mean it was you?
Endora : I'd certainly like to know who else.
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Endora : And everyone else has been perfectly miserable... because a water main hasn't burst. So I just thought I'd burst one.
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Darrin Stephens : Sedgwick called Ed... and said that he was wrong... and they'll probably reopen the investigation... and examine all of Mr. Cavanaugh's past dealings.
Endora : Isn't that what I said?
Samantha Stephens : Yes, Mother.
Endora : Isn't that what he wanted?
Samantha Stephens : Yes, Mother.
Endora : Well, what's he's so unhappy about?
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Samantha Stephens : According to these records... Darrin and Mr. Wright pounced on Mr. Cavanaugh... at the only time he was honest in his whole life.
Endora : Oh, that husband of yours is a lulu.