Bewitched (TV Series)

Remember the Main (1965)

Edward Mallory: Ed Wright

Quotes 

• Ed Wright : Now this is a sort of thing, we, you and I... have to put a stop to once and for all.

  Gladys Kravitz : Abner, isn't it wonderful?

  Abner Kravitz : Not bad. The potato salad is a little salty.

• Endora : I saw you on television, young man. It was most effective.

  Ed Wright : You're very kind, Mrs... Mrs...?

  Endora : Waters.

• Endora : It's the greatest thing I've seen since the Lincoln-Douglas debates.

  Ed Wright : Hey, your mother has a great sense of humour.

• Ed Wright : Whoever delivered Mr. Cavanaugh's message... you can tell him it'll take more than an omelet to keep me off his back.