Bewitched (TV Series)
The Joker Is a Card (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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Samantha Stephens : [after Darrin says Endora "has been asking for that for a long time" and he repeats the Yaga-Zuzi incantation & dance] Mother, have you been asking for that?
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Uncle Arthur : [Uncle Arthur's head is sticking out of a plate on the table] Forgive me for not rising, but I'm up to my neck in work.
Samantha Stephens : Darrin, say hello to Uncle Arthur.
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Samantha Stephens : [refers to uncle Arthur] Now, I love him, despite his practical jokes. He's my favorite uncle. Why, do you know, when I was a little girl, he thought me to make my first pony?
Darrin Stephens : Honey, I don't care. I don't want... - He what?
Samantha Stephens : I was only four. I couldn't get the spell right. I remember I got one horseshoe and the saddle, but I just couldn't...
Darrin Stephens : Sam, what are we gonna do about him?
Samantha Stephens : Try to put up with his bad jokes and be nice to him. Please.
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Samantha Stephens : Mother I want you to be gracious about this. I think it's very big of Darrin to apologize to you... after all you've done to him.
Endora : [acts very innocently] What have I done to him?
Samantha Stephens : If you'd like me to start at the beginning. On our wedding night, you put him into the hotel lobby in his pajamas.
[starts counting with fingers]
Samantha Stephens : Then...
Endora : I mean recently?
Samantha Stephens : How recently?
Endora : Well, we won't go into that.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, now, Mother. You must've done something. Darrin hasn't been himself all day.
Endora : Oh, how fortunate for you.
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[last lines]
Samantha Stephens : Uncle Arthur. You promised you wouldn't.
Uncle Arthur : I know. I lied. Okay, so I'll taper off.