Bewitched (TV Series)

The Joker Is a Card (1965)

Paul Lynde: Uncle Arthur

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Quotes 

• Uncle Arthur : Then I spent the summer hunting lions with the British expedition. One morning I shot a lion in my pajamas. Now, what he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

• Uncle Arthur : [Uncle Arthur's head is sticking out of a plate on the table]  Forgive me for not rising, but I'm up to my neck in work.

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin, say hello to Uncle Arthur.

• Uncle Arthur : [Samantha, Darrin, Endora and Arthur are together, drinking coffee]  Cream, Darrin?

  Darrin Stephens : Yes, please.

  Uncle Arthur : [he creates instantly a cow by magic]  Help yourself.

  [gets amused] 

  Uncle Arthur : Forgive me. I just can't help milking a joke.

• Uncle Arthur : Try to understand Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.

• Uncle Arthur : [to Darrin]  Look, I don't tell you about advertising, so don't tell me about witchcraft, please.

• [last lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : Uncle Arthur. You promised you wouldn't.

  Uncle Arthur : I know. I lied. Okay, so I'll taper off.