Bewitched (TV Series)

The Joker Is a Card (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

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Quotes 

• Endora : [after Darrin tells her his incantation was supposed to make her vanish]  But I don't want to vanish; I want to stay and see what you're going to do for your next number!

• Darrin Stephens : Hi, Mom.

  Endora : How are you, Darrin?

  Darrin Stephens : Darrin?

  Endora : The name is unfamiliar to you?

  Darrin Stephens : No, but I thought it was unfamiliar to you?

  Endora : I'll make an agreement with you. I'll try to remember your name if you promise never to call me "Mom".

• [first lines] 

  Endora : I'm so sorry I'm late, but I ran into a slight headwind on my way back from Paris.

• Samantha Stephens : Mother I want you to be gracious about this. I think it's very big of Darrin to apologize to you... after all you've done to him.

  Endora : [acts very innocently]  What have I done to him?

  Samantha Stephens : If you'd like me to start at the beginning. On our wedding night, you put him into the hotel lobby in his pajamas.

  [starts counting with fingers] 

  Samantha Stephens : Then...

  Endora : I mean recently?

  Samantha Stephens : How recently?

  Endora : Well, we won't go into that.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, now, Mother. You must've done something. Darrin hasn't been himself all day.

  Endora : Oh, how fortunate for you.

• Endora : [to a laughing Darrin, after changing his hairstyle into a Beatlesque moptop]  Now then, Ringo, laugh your head off!