Bewitched (TV Series)
The Joker Is a Card (1965)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
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Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : Hi, Mom.
Endora : How are you, Darrin?
Darrin Stephens : Darrin?
Endora : The name is unfamiliar to you?
Darrin Stephens : No, but I thought it was unfamiliar to you?
Endora : I'll make an agreement with you. I'll try to remember your name if you promise never to call me "Mom".
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Samantha Stephens : [refers to uncle Arthur] Now, I love him, despite his practical jokes. He's my favorite uncle. Why, do you know, when I was a little girl, he thought me to make my first pony?
Darrin Stephens : Honey, I don't care. I don't want... - He what?
Samantha Stephens : I was only four. I couldn't get the spell right. I remember I got one horseshoe and the saddle, but I just couldn't...
Darrin Stephens : Sam, what are we gonna do about him?
Samantha Stephens : Try to put up with his bad jokes and be nice to him. Please.
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Uncle Arthur : [Samantha, Darrin, Endora and Arthur are together, drinking coffee] Cream, Darrin?
Darrin Stephens : Yes, please.
Uncle Arthur : [he creates instantly a cow by magic] Help yourself.
[gets amused]
Uncle Arthur : Forgive me. I just can't help milking a joke.