"Bonanza" Emily (TV Episode 1969) Poster

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7/10
"Die, *****, Die!"
grizzledgeezer30 January 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This is an above-average "Bonanza" episode, if only because it strays into "Gunsmoke" territory. Its theme is one common in "Gunsmoke" (even in Kathleen Hite's scripts) -- women are poison -- stay away!

Emily McPhail is an old flame of Joe's (who somehow escaped a disfiguring disease or death (alliteration intentional)). She wound up marrying a career lawman, Wade McPhail (who seems to be happy as just a deputy marshal).

Though no relation to Charlie Chaplin, the little tramp hides her wedding ring in her pocket. She just can't decide whom she "really" loves, and tries to seduce Joe into running away with her. Though heterosexual, Joe has no trouble resisting the trashy broad. In revenge, she lies about an attempted robbery -- which just might get Joe hung.

As bad as this sounds, it's rather less stupid than most "Bonanza" episodes. McPhail's marshal boss seems to have read Sherlock Holmes, and gives a brief lecture on how one judges evidence. (His investigation is decidedly Perry Mason-ish.) Lorne Green gives a (rarely seen) restrained performance.

Ron Hayes is effective as the husband Ms ***** wants to cheat on. The scene in which he forces her to put on her wedding ring -- with her near-violent resistance -- displays real emotion, uncommon in a series that is basically a dramatic sitcom.

There is, however, a huge plot hole involving the attempted robbery of the money being transported across the Cartwright property. I won't describe it, but it should be obvious.

I'd have given this episode a higher rating if Emily had been run over by a 20-mule team (or something equally ugly -- which is what would have happened on "Gunsmoke"). But no such luck -- this is the family-friendly "Bonanza". Evil people are almost always reformed.

PS: Typical of Paramount's poor production values, Joe's bullet wound is portrayed by a carelessly applied smear of red paint on his jacket. This was probably because he was wearing his default costume, and the makeup artist didn't want to dirty it too much.
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5/10
My old flame
bkoganbing29 January 2016
Beth Brickell arrives in Virginia City and she's an old flame of Little Joe Cartwright. But she doesn't bother to tell him that she's got herself a husband, a deputy US Marshal played by Ron Hayes. She's accompanying her husband who is with his boss US Marshal David McLean. They're worried about a big payroll that's coming by right of way of the Ponderosa to Virginia City. But Brickell would like to take things up again with Michael Landon.

There is a holdup attempt and Hayes shoots Landon believing he was trying to steal the payroll. It all gets sorted out in the end.

There's always that running joke about how women who get involved with a Cartwright more often than not end up dead. In the case of Brickell she's one nasty vixen who if that had happened to her everyone else in the cast would be better off.

See this one mostly for Brickell the vixen and Hayes who the green eyed monster has by the scrotum.
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