Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (TV Series)

Flight of the War Witch (1980)

Mel Blanc: Twiki

Quotes 

• Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : It looks like some kind of space zoo, Twiki.

  Twiki : And we didn't bring any peanuts.

• Chandar : Tell me, Captain, does everyone on Earth have an automated companion?

  Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Oh, you mean an ambu-quad? No, not really. I guess I'm really one of the lucky ones.

  Twiki : Yeah, we're a really team.

  Chandar : How nice for you. We have automated units also.

  Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Oh, really? Great. Twiki, you might have a chance to make some new friends while you're here.

  Twiki : Do they play ping-pool around here?

  Chandar : Ping-pool?

  Twiki : I was afraid of that.

• Twiki : Who are you? What are you?

  Robot : Captain Rogers's presence is requested in the Grand Council chamber.

  Twiki : What about me?

  Robot : "Me" does not compute. I have no invitation for "Me."

  Twiki : That name's Twiki, buster, not "Me."

  Robot : I have no invitation for "Twiki Buster." Goodbye.

  Twiki : That guy's got the brains of a can opener.

• Dr. Elias Huer : If I understand you correctly, you're saying we don't have any choice in the matter.

  Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : I don't like it any more than you, Doc. But either we fight the Zaads, or we can sit it out here indefinitely.

  Colonel Wilma Deering : But there are so few us.

  Capt. William 'Buck' Rogers : Down here. But Ardala's sitting up there with the Draconia loaded to the gills with firepower.

  Dr. Elias Huer : You're right. It would even things up considerably if they were on our side.

  Colonel Wilma Deering : She won't fight. You heard her.

  Dr. Elias Huer : Yes. If only we could find someone to convince her.

  [they both look at Buck] 

  Twiki : Run while you can, boss.

• Robot : The system is composed of modular synaptic antigens.

  Twiki : Why don't you make like a fuse and blow?

  Dr. Theopolis : Now, Twiki, it's only trying to be helpful.

  Robot : I must caution you, Twiki Buster.

  Twiki : Do you mind? You're making my electrodes quiver.

• Robot : You are not correctly programmed for this, Ambu-quad.

  Twiki : Look, buster, get out of my life.

  Robot : Temper, temper, temper.

  Twiki : Quit talkin' and start walkin'.

• Robot : It has been a pleasure working with you, Twiki Buster.

  Twiki : Yeah. What would I have down without you? Shake, Jake.

  Robot : I am not programmed with that information. Please rephrase your question.

  Twiki : Oh, what the heck. Give me five, Clive.

  Robot : "Five Clives" does not compute.

  Twiki : Put her there, pal.

  Robot : "Put her there, pal" computes.

  [they shakes hands] 

• Twiki : Don't shoot until you see the white of their eyes.