Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Hell's Bells (2002)
Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya
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Quotes
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[Anya practices her wedding vows]
Anya : Okay... For the last time... I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because I love you and I'll always love you. And before I knew you, I was like a *completely* different person. Not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love could do to people, and it was... hurt and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly there was you. And... you knew me. You saw me. And it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm. So, I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do.
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[Anya practices her wedding vows]
Anya : I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but *not* to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who you do you think you are, like a sea captain, or something?
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[Anya practices her wedding vows]
Anya : I, Anya, promise to cherish you... Ew, no. Not cherish. Um... I promise to have sex with you whenever... *I* want, and, uh, uh, pledge to be your friend, your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...
Tara Maclay : Uh, sex poodle?
Anya : Yeah. Why?
Tara Maclay : Um, I'm not sure you should say "sex poodle" in your vows.
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[trying to stall the wedding while Willow searches for Xander]
Buffy : There's just gonna be a little bit of a delay.
Anya : Why? What's wrong?
Buffy : Nothing! Nothing's wrong. It-It's just, um... It's the-the minister. He had, uh, to go and perform an emergency C-section.
Anya : [confused] C-section?
Buffy : Yeah, ya know. He-He's, uh, not-not just a minister. He-He's also a-a doctor. You know, he's half minister, half doctor. He's a-a, uh, a minitor. Not, of course, to be confused with a Minotaur, because he's all, you know, man-ness, doctor minister man. No-no bull parts whatsoever.
Anya : Uh-huh.
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[last lines]
D'Hoffryn : Are you okay?
Anya : I'm tired of crying... I'm just so tired, D'Hoffryn.
Anya : Oh, Anyanka. I'm sorry... but you let him domesticate you... When you were a Vengeance Demon, you were powerful. At the top of your game, you crushed men like him... It's time you got back to what you do best. Don't you think?
