Family Matters (TV Series)

Old and Alone (1991)

Bumper Robinson: Daniel Wallace

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.

  Daniel Wallace : Oh my God! What is that?

  Steve Urkel : Well, it starts out with a little cough.

  [coughs] 

  Steve Urkel : Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.

  Daniel Wallace : Whoa, man.

  Steve Urkel : Yeah, and then if you sneeze... why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.

  Daniel Wallace : Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!

  Steve Urkel : Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo."