Family Matters (TV Series)
The Way the Ball Bounces (1993)
Christopher B. Duncan: Sam The Slam
Quotes
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Carl Otis Winslow : Harriette, how do you know Sam the Slam?
Harriette Winslow : Well I met him at the market, he's my favorite checker.
Carl Otis Winslow : Checker?
Sam The Slam : Yeah, just promoted from bagger.
Carl Otis Winslow : Oh... well I guess I thought that someone with a college education would be doing something a little different.
Sam The Slam : I never graduated.
Eddie Winslow : Well why not?
Sam The Slam : That three point shot against Georgetown was the highlight of my career. Turned out to be the last game I ever played.
Eddie Winslow : How come?
Sam The Slam : The following week, I shattered my right knee.
Eddie Winslow : Oh, in practice?
Sam The Slam : No, in the shower. It's okay to sing in there, but it's not okay to dance.
Eddie Winslow : Well couldn't the doctors fix you up?
Sam The Slam : Well they tried. I had four operations over the next two years, but this baby was never the same.
Eddie Winslow : Gee, Sam, that's tough.
Sam The Slam : Yeah, one day I'm a big star, the next day I'm Mr. Nobody. My professors had been giving me a free ride, but when I got hurt, they expected me to get good grades, and you know what? I could barely read.
Eddie Winslow : Well, did you flunk out?
Sam The Slam : Almost as fast as I used to drive the lane. I'm back in school now but... I sure lost a lot of time.