The Gene Autry Show (TV Series)
Gold Dust Charlie (1950)
Gregg Barton: Bearded Deputy
Quotes
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Bearded Deputy : Just what crime did you commit?
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : I just held up a circus and stole an elephant.
Bearded Deputy : Stole an elephant?
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Oh, so you don't believe me! Alright, search me.
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Sidekicks Pat Buttram : You gotta put me away, Sheriff! I'm dangerous. I can't face life; I can't go on - not after what I done to those poor men - doin' away with three men and robbin' 'em of two dollars.
Bearded Deputy : You did away with three men for two dollars?
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Well, two dollars here and two dollars there - it soon mounts up.
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The Sheriff : Say, just when did you commit all these crimes?
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : When? Why, all the time. Don't you read the papers? Ain't you never heard of Billy the Kid?
Bearded Deputy : Aw, you're crazy! Billy the Kid's been dead for eighty years.
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Eighty years? I have? Hmmm, time sure flies don't it.
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Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Aw, so you think I'm crazy. You don't believe I'm Billy the Kid.
Bearded Deputy : No, we don't.
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Well, fingerprints don't lie do they?
Bearded Deputy : Nooo.
Sidekicks Pat Buttram : Look at that thumb. Would I be goin' 'round with somebody else's fingerprints?