Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : Ronnie, why don't you and Kay go out to the garden?

  Ronnie Burns : Oh, alright.

  Gracie Allen : And while you're out there, you might tell her some of the things every young bride should know.

  Ronnie Burns : No, mother, those things I don't think I'm qualified to tell a bride!

  Gracie Allen : Oh, stop being so modest! You make wonderful coffee and toast - tell her how you do it!

• Blanche Morton : [young men are unable to enroll at the U.S. military academy Westpoint if they are married]  Oh, I see your problem. You can't go to Westpoint if you're married.

  Gracie Allen : Oh, that can't be true. I happen to know that President Eisenhower went to Westpoint - so how do you explain Mamie?

• Gracie Allen : Don't just sit there and mope, cheer up! Things are always the darkest before the dawn... and the dawn must be very near, cuz I've never seen things look blacker.