Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Diamonds in the Rough (1966)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
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Quotes
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Col. Hogan, is it true the big shot is going to be a private?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yeah, just for a few hours, Schultz. It's an intelligence matter.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Under my command?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Right, right.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Oh, it's a trick just to get me into trouble.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : No, no, Schultz. It's on the level. Here comes Pvt. Klink now.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : [to Hogan] Did you explain it to him?
[Hogan nods]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Now, Schultz, I want you to treat me as you would any private under your command. Understood?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Understood.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I don't want any special favors, any special treatment...
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : You, you, you... you are a private?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes, I am.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Then SHUT UP!
Col. Wilhelm Klink : How dare you tell me...
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Achtung! Eyes front! Put the helmet straight! Chest out, stomach in! Answer only when you are spoken to.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Jawohl!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Jawohl what?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Jawohl, Herr Feldwebel!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : THAT'S better. About face! Fall in with the rest of them, you dummkopf! Eyes straight.
[Klink scurries off]
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : [to Hogan] Oh, it feels so good.
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[Hogan's typical obfuscation has just saved Klink's reputation before a Gestapo investigator - who has exited]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : [surprised and aghast] Hogan, you are the biggest liar I've ever met in my whole life!
[Klink exits]
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Colonel Hogan, he said a terrible thing to you!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I know.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : He called you a liar!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [dismissive] He really knows how to hurt a guy.
[both smile and then light up cigars]
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Schultz, you are a coward!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Who is arguing.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : How did you communicate with this Gestapo man? He has never been here.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I can't tell you that.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Did he communicate with you?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I can't tell you that.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Where would you get diamonds?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I can't tell you that either.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : What can you tell me?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : There's a shortage of colonels at the Russian front.