M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Birthday Girls (1982)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
Quotes
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Maxwell Klinger : Gentlemen, I've just had a stroke of genius.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Please keep us in suspense.
Maxwell Klinger : A calf lottery. I'll sell a hundred chances at a buck apiece. Whoever guesses the time of birth will win 50 bucks which means I'll also win 50 no matter when it's born.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Klinger, it may not be genius but I definitely think you've had a stroke.