Married... with Children (TV Series)

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (1989)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Principal Wicker's been out to get me ever since I stole her stupid husband... I mean some chalk.

• Al Bundy : Did Daddy ever let you down before?

  Kelly Bundy : Lots of times.

  Al Bundy : Then you won't be surprised at what Daddy has to say.

• Steve Rhoades : [demonstrating tap-dancing to Kelly]  Hop-shuf-fle-step, fa-lap-ball change. Now you try.

  Kelly Bundy : [as she tap-dances]  Nerd-geek-dweeb, duh-weeb-nerd-DORK!

• Kelly Bundy : [practicing tap-dancing]  Hop-shuffle-death! Hop-shuffle-fail! Hop-shuffle-bus station!

• Kelly Bundy : There's this guy at school... he is a God... the janitor at our school... so obviously, all the girls want him.

  Peggy Bundy : Ok, I'm with you, I'm with you.

  Kelly Bundy : Alright, so I've been playing it cool, you know, a little smile, a little wink, a little "Hey Bruno, look at this", you know, he's on the hook and I'm just about to land him. He thinks I'm cool, but if he sees me wearing these horseshoes, he's going to go for some other slut.

  [starts crying] 

  Kelly Bundy : Oh Mom!

• Peggy Bundy : [after Kelly comes home from tap dancing]  Honey, what happened to your shoes?

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, same thing that happens to all nerds' possessions... The cool kids stole them and threw them down the sewer. Then they said, "Gee, I wish Kelly was here to see this girl crying."

• Peggy Bundy : [about the principal]  Well, what's she going to do to you?

  Kelly Bundy : I have to join the tap club.

  Peggy Bundy : With the nerds and the geeks?

  Kelly Bundy : Nerds, dips, feebs, and geeks. I either tap or I'm out of school. What would you do, Mom?

  Peggy Bundy : I'd quit school.

  Al Bundy : Way to go, Supermom.