Married... with Children (TV Series)

Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (1989)

Bunny Summers: Mrs. Wicker

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• Peggy Bundy : Al, maybe it's not too late to get Kelly out of this. Try saying something nice to Principal Wicker.

  [Al looks at the fat principal] 

  Al Bundy : You're looking less ugly tonight.

  Mrs. Wicker : If your daughter isn't great, she's out of here like spit through a trumpet.

  Al Bundy : There's no reaching her, Peg.

• Al Bundy : Come on, Wicker. You're not really going to make my daughter go through with this, are you? Think back to when you were a little girl... roaming the range with the rest of the buffalo. Scratching yourself up against a tree. Trembling to the sound of the iron horse.

  Mrs. Wicker : She dances or she's expelled.

  Al Bundy : [to Peggy]  There's no charming her, Peg.