Married... with Children (TV Series)

How Bleen Was My Kelly (1995)

Harold Sylvester: Griff

Quotes 

• Bob Rooney : Uh, guys, am I the only one in the Bleen group who's had this horrible urge to do the girlfriend thing with the wife?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Oh, thank God I'm not alone.

  Ike : I carried the wife across the threshold. I told her that I loved her. I even had foreplay.

  [the men groan in disgust] 

  Griff : Hey, so what? Last night I pleasured my ex-wife and paid her back alimony!

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Yeah? Yeah, well, that's nothing. When I was making love to Marcy, I was fantasizing about... Marcy.

• Bob Rooney : [after trying Bleen]  Al, we gotta do something. I mean, NO MA'AM is turning into Yes Ma'am.

  Griff : He's right. I don't know how many more times I can sex the ex.