Married... with Children (TV Series)
It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This (1993)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
Quotes
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Bud : Curse you. I curse you to your worst nightmare, an eternity of being together... and you can't leave the bedroom... and Grandma's there... and she's out of Depends.
Kelly : Bud.
Bud : What?
Kelly : Mom and Dad just left us alone. Alone, with no parental supervision.
[Bud thinks about this for a second]
Bud : And stay out. Yes, finally alone. Free, free to run amuck.
[Bud rubs his hands]
Bud : Oh the hooters I'll be a-juggling.
Kelly : Yeah well, don't hurt your hand on the staples.