Married... with Children (TV Series)

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This (1993)

David Faustino: Bud Bundy

Quotes 

• Bud : Curse you. I curse you to your worst nightmare, an eternity of being together... and you can't leave the bedroom... and Grandma's there... and she's out of Depends.

  Kelly : Bud.

  Bud : What?

  Kelly : Mom and Dad just left us alone. Alone, with no parental supervision.

  [Bud thinks about this for a second] 

  Bud : And stay out. Yes, finally alone. Free, free to run amuck.

  [Bud rubs his hands] 

  Bud : Oh the hooters I'll be a-juggling.

  Kelly : Yeah well, don't hurt your hand on the staples.