Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Camping Show (1988)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy Rhoades

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Quotes 

• Marcy Rhoades : I hate the way they won't ask for directions when they're lost.

  Peggy Bundy : And the way they leave the toilet seat up.

  Kelly Bundy : And the way they ask you to chip in for a motel room... so I've heard.

• Steve Rhoades : Marcy, let's talk.

  Marcy Rhoades : Fine. Let's talk about 14 months ago when I wanted to see that movie and you were too tired. And about the time you wore that gray sweater. I hate that sweater. I hate you, Steve, everything about you, every breath you take, every move you make. You sir, stink!

  [starts crying] 

  Marcy Rhoades : I feel so bloated and so ugly. See how mean he is to me, Peg.

• Kelly Bundy : I'm so bloated, even my teeth are swollen.

  Marcy Rhoades : If I retain any more water in my body, they could build a pier across my butt.

  Kelly Bundy : Oh, I need a back rub.

  Marcy Rhoades : I need a foot rub.

  Peggy Bundy : I need someone to yell at. Where are the men?

  Marcy Rhoades : I bet they went fishing.

  Peggy Bundy : Isn't that just like men. Whenever we need them most, they're never around. Men are the lowest.

  Kelly Bundy : Let's pretend Bud's a man and kill him.