Married... with Children (TV Series)

The Camping Show (1988)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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Quotes 

• [Kelly is having her period during the Bundy's vacation] 

  Al : Peg?

  Peggy Bundy : Well, it's her time of the month, Al.

  Al : What the hell did we bring her for, then?

  Bud Bundy : Squeaked through another month, eh, Kel?

• Al : [Peg, Marcy and Kelly are menstruating]  All three at once? What do they do, give it to each other?

• Al : You know who was a good woman? Veronica from Archie Comics. Veronica never had a period.

• Al Bundy : Be thankful your's just kills. It's quick. It's clean. Mine, like the black widow, wants to mate before it kills.

• Al Bundy : You know why they're doing this to us, don't you Steve? It's because we were gonna have fun. That's why they invented this period thing.