Married... with Children (TV Series)

Valentine's Day Massacre (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

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• Bud : Dad, tell Kelly I found Crystal Brooks. She's performing here in town and she's staying at the Emperor Hotel. I'm gonna go see her and set things straight. Ha ha, witchy woman. Bite me.

  Al Bundy : Did you get that?

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Uh yeah, he wants Emperor Crystal to bite him.