Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)

Teachers & Detention (2004)

Devon Werkheiser: Ned Bigby

Quotes 

• Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : You don't look so good.

  Ned Bigby : I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep...

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : You can't sleep...?

  Ned Bigby : I've been wide awake in every class!

• Ned Bigby , Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely , Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : [simultanously]  We need tips.

  Ned Bigby : Cookie, for you it's simple. Focus on your notebook. Not Miss Enstile. Only look up when it's absolutely necessary.

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What about me?

  Ned Bigby : Ask a question on Miss Morrison's last lesson. This will give the new guy a place to start.

  Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : What are you gonna do?

  Ned Bigby : [gravely]  Something I said I would never do in my entire life. It's time to become... Teacher's Pet.

  [Moze and Cookie both gasp in unizon] 

  Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : You'd be marked for life! Teacher's Pet is hated by the whole class!

  Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : [disgusted]  I feel dirty just standing next to you.