Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide (TV Series)
Teachers & Detention (2004)
Daniel Curtis Lee: Simon 'Cookie' Nelson-Cook
Quotes
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Ned Bigby , Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely , Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : [simultanously] We need tips.
Ned Bigby : Cookie, for you it's simple. Focus on your notebook. Not Miss Enstile. Only look up when it's absolutely necessary.
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : What about me?
Ned Bigby : Ask a question on Miss Morrison's last lesson. This will give the new guy a place to start.
Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : What are you gonna do?
Ned Bigby : [gravely] Something I said I would never do in my entire life. It's time to become... Teacher's Pet.
[Moze and Cookie both gasp in unizon]
Simon Nelson 'Cookie' Cook : You'd be marked for life! Teacher's Pet is hated by the whole class!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely : [disgusted] I feel dirty just standing next to you.