The Phil Silvers Show (TV Series)
The Con Men (1956)
Phil Silvers: MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko
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Quotes
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MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : The National Indemnity Insurance Co., $500, accident?
Pvt. Duane Doberman : Five years ago, I was hit by a cab.
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : [Hugging him] Good boy!
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MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : Let's see, you won the first five hands... That means they gave you the Australian Deal.
Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman : What's that mean, sarge?
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : From down under.
[Mimes dealing from the bottom of the deck]
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Steve : Why, I bet we even went to the same school!
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : Goosenheimer Business College.
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Pvt. Duane Doberman : [to card sharp] All right, now listen up: get out of my hotel, and never come back!
MSgt. Ernest G. Bilko : When he says, "Get out of my-" What do you mean, "my hotel"?
Pvt. Duane Doberman : I just met the owner out in the hall, and he sold me the whole thing for $500.