Andy Griffith: Guest Performer

Quotes 

• Andy Griffith : They say it's very stylish today if you're wearing a six button suit. Heck, I've got that many on my underwear alone.

• Andy Griffith : A psychologist says that people think about sex every twenty minutes. That's ridiculous.

  [checks watch] 

  Andy Griffith : Only five minutes to go.

• Andy Griffith : You know you're in a small town when the sign in the barber shop window says, "One chair, no waiting".