Scrubs (TV Series)

My Philosophy (2003)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That Mrs Larkin is an aggressive lady. She won't even let her husband finish a sen...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, shut the hell up, would you, please? At least she's ballsy! Unlike that husband, who's the overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drives me crazy.

  [to J.D., who's smiling] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : What?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, I think... I think the Larkins complement each other... they're a good team. Kinda remind me of us.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Roseanne... now, granted I was, as usual, only half listening to you, but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple. I know... I know a girl can dream, but... this... is never gonna happen.

• Elaine : [discussing death with J.D.]  I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical... Everyone's all dressed up and singing to the rafters, and you go out with a real flourish.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I think it's like a game of dodgeball. There's a lot of chaos and screaming and... you know, eventually you get your glasses snapped by the big kid who already has under-arm hair.... But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office, and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose you get the sense that something could happen if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers....

  Dr. Perry Cox : [shaking his head]  Holy cow! I'm so sorry... For my part, I think death is a lot like that story, quite frankly. But, if there is a God, it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.