The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Howling Light (1965)

Robert Conrad: Jim West

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Quotes 

• Artemus Gordon : What are they doing?

  James T. West : They're trying to break out and get to the doctor. I guess they want to kill him. We'd better go down and stop them.

  Artemus Gordon : Ahhh... Why?

  James T. West : Must be some reason.

  Artemus Gordon : I can't think of any.

  James T. West : It is a problem.

  Artemus Gordon : Um-hmmm...

  [the door burst open. Arcularis begins to cry out and scream] 

  James T. West : Say... do you suppose that woman could be conditioned so that she'd never nag, never complain, never be anything but sweet and warm and understanding? Kind?

  James T. West : You've got a reasonal.

  [they race for Arcularis's lab] 

• James T. West : [In response to Dr. Arcularis' sadistic demonstration on a caged prisoner]  It's too bad you weren't around during the Inquisition. You would have been very good at it.

  Dr. Arcularis : Yes, I've often regretted that.

• Dr. Arcularis : [Addressing the cornered James West]  What are those lovely words from Ecclesiastes? I always forget them.

  James T. West : "A time to weep, and a time to laugh"?

  Dr. Arcularis : Ah. My favorite is, "A time to be born, and a time to die."