The Wild Wild West (TV Series)
The Night of the Howling Light (1965)
Ross Martin: Artemus Gordon
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Quotes
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Artemus Gordon : What are they doing?
James T. West : They're trying to break out and get to the doctor. I guess they want to kill him. We'd better go down and stop them.
Artemus Gordon : Ahhh... Why?
James T. West : Must be some reason.
Artemus Gordon : I can't think of any.
James T. West : It is a problem.
Artemus Gordon : Um-hmmm...
[the door burst open. Arcularis begins to cry out and scream]
James T. West : Say... do you suppose that woman could be conditioned so that she'd never nag, never complain, never be anything but sweet and warm and understanding? Kind?
James T. West : You've got a reasonal.
[they race for Arcularis's lab]
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Artemus Gordon : Now, where is he?
Sikes : They'll kill me if I tell you.
Artemus Gordon : And I'll kill you if you don't. The only difference is, I'll do it now.
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Artemus Gordon : [Offering Ahkeema a drink] Will you join me?
Ahkeema : Don't you realize it's a federal offense to offer "fire water" to an Indian?
Artemus Gordon : Forgive me.
Ahkeema : Four years of college taught me many things: A respect for calculus, Blackstone and Shakespeare. And nothing but contempt for the white man's vices.
Artemus Gordon : There's one thing your four years of college didn't teach you, Ahkeema.
Ahkeema : What is that?
Artemus Gordon : Good manners.