All in the Family (TV Series)
The Joys of Sex (1977)
Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic
Quotes
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Archie Bunker : [Mike's stammering] Listen to this guy "UUHH UUHH" he sounds like a seal with his throat cut. Come on, spit it out.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Well lately there hasn't been much blushing in this family and I don't mean me and Gloria. Figure it out. I'm so embarrassed!
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Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Ma, the best thing for a person to do when they're having a problem is to talk it over with the person they're having the problem with. Can't you talk to daddy?
Edith Bunker : I can't talk to your father about it, he won't listen. I can't do it.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : You listen to me. If you can't talk to him about him about it, who can?
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [cut to Mike in his house] Not me!
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Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : I don't know what you want, I don't even know what the problem is.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Well, neither do I.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : Look, Gloria, just because Ma is reading a book about sex doesn't mean they're having a problem.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Well they will if she starts taking advice from that trashy book. It tells wives to greet their husbands at the door wearing nothing but a garter belt and a dry martini.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [interested] Where is this book?