Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Samson vs. the Vampire Women (1995)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

Quotes 

• Tom Servo : My soul is as smooth a baby's behind.

• [as a vampire woman attacks] 

  Tom Servo : So, she comes, she sucks on your neck, you live forever, she's super-hot, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

• Inspector Carlos : Are the any internal injuries, doctor?

  Tom Servo : [For the doctor]  No I'm fine

• Tom Servo : [For the car arriving at the castle just after Samson burns all the vampire women]  Hi Honey! Gee it's great to be back at the castle! Hope your sister's dress-up Halloween slumber party went well... OH MY GOD!