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(2008 TV Movie)

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5/10
Inspired by Latin soap operas; but without the talent
troywhigham1 February 2008
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"Husband For Hire" is a good idea executed with mediocrity, and the blame isn't just with the lead acting. I can only hope that Mark Consuelo's bad southern accent wasn't his idea, and if it was then it should've been caught by the director and changed to something closer to his normal tone. But this isn't the only distraction from an otherwise family-safe made-for-TV movie. Tempestt Bledsoe as the overworked, overstressed personal attorney popping speed pills to stay awake is an out-of-date gag that should be allowed to fade away back to the '80s, and shows that she's lost her comedic timing, not that she had to stretch her skills much on "The Cosby Show". Aside from poor performances, the poor timing between most of the jokes in the movie can be blamed on poor editing.

Most of the plot feels like it was derived from the light comedic fare popular in most Hispanic telenovels. There's the bride trapped in a wedding not of her choosing, the reluctant groom, the overbearing parent, the conniving sister, the clown sidekicks (literally), the jilted ex-lovers, the well-meaning assistants, the business empire, fancy cars, and designer clothes, and the age-old question of marrying for money or love. The only things missing from the recipe are the confused nun/priest and a cute kid or animal.

Erik Estrada and Nadine Vasquez turn in solid performances, as does Jayce Bartok as "Bread", the adopted white brother of Mark Consuelo's character Bo, who was adopted by white parents (which becomes a running gag in a racist jokeline that was overplayed). In fact, I think Jayce Bartok's comedic sidekick moments are the better pieces of fresh material in the whole movie. Mario Lopez is well cast as the "pretty boy" ex-boyfriend, and he plays up the Menudo jokeline well (it's good to see he gets to use his "Dancing With The Stars" experience). Slightly-built Kate Micucci also does a good job as the ex-girlfriend's sidekick, in a performance reminiscent of Don Knotts' work, if you like clown comedy.

Other than the aforementioned bits by Bartok and Lopez, there really isn't anything new for viewers of Telemundo daytime television, other than the script is written in English for us gringos.
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6/10
Cute show thank god Erik Strada was in it.
vittorio-1330 April 2020
While it won't win any major award it was your typical hallmark romantic movie. With a little twist. It was nice to see Erik Strada perform again. He should have been a bigger star.
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6/10
Good but not good enough
keithcunningham198921 March 2021
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The acting at the start isn't good. It does however improve as the plot develops. The antagonists do a decent job, particularly Simona.

It's hard to know who to blame for the result of this unsatisfying movie. I didn't like the ending. Lola ends up with someone similar to Marco. He's a cheater too

Anyways as I write this there is no wikipedia page for this movie. Which I think is weird considering the recognisable cast
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3/10
Shoot the Director
docm-323047 November 2020
I put the blame squarely on the director for ridiculous acting, especially at the beginning. As the movie develops, you can actually see some of it improving, but there's not onw actor in this film that comes off well and the movie did have potential to be a fair rom/com, though never a great one.
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1/10
Oh, I didn't realize it was a Hallmark...
peggysue4228 September 2020
...well that explains everything. Just awful. The acting is poor, and I'm sad that the 3 main male actors had to stoop to get THIS work. Thank God Hollywood is shut down for now!!!
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3/10
AGE
valica-3384922 July 2022
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Okay did gurl in office say was 1st born, she is too old looking to be playing his daughter. I'm only 18 minutes in & already read the reviews. Going to start fast forwarding.
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7/10
Can schemes driven by money, control and greed, end in love?
camuneca25 June 2022
First, rating this for what it is. If you don't like made for TV movies, or you're not one to say "let's not take ourselves so seriously and let's just have some fun moments in life", this isn't for you. We have some talent gathered on this film that seems to have some fun with a light-hearted script about a young, creatively bold woman that wants to choose her own path but has been ruled by the mighty dollar most of her life. With the passing of her mother, she is left with a big decision. Does she move forward down the path she was raised on and expected to follow or does she take control of her own life? At the start of the movie, everyone seems to be doing it for the money (characters and actors). While introducing the characters, some characters were a little over zealous and overplayed. But once the story is in motion, everyone starts to settle in. The actors disappeared into their characters and I got swept away in the transitions. The storyline has a nice build, creating an urgency that requires an all or nothing mentality. It's moments like this, when one's back is against the wall, that one decides who they really are. There are two clear camps here. A team driven by money that agrees in advance, on their roles in this crazy scheme to deceive the family. Another team, working individually to hold onto what they've always known, driven by money, control and greed. Stress is often an opportunity for growth and most of these characters face some challenges that force some self-reflection, but In the end, most allow that process to take place and they are the better for it. At the peak, each of the character's true characteristics break through the facade and reveal themselves. The veils fall off and you see who these characters really are. I enjoyed the ending, although, I felt there was a small miss in the bar scene. I would have liked a more inspirational scene for a man that finally chooses to follow his dream, after years of hiding it. Overall, I was pleasantly entertained which is the whole reason I love movies. Great for a bit of Saturday afternoon R&R.
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1/10
He Had to Win the Lottery?
reymunpadilla13 November 2023
What a waste. Nadine Velasquez can be funny, but the script gives her nothing, bottom of the barrel.

The story has her dad wanting her married to inherit his fortune. Why did the script have the father winning the lottery? Why couldn't it have him be a successful businessman? There's some not subtle prejudice there.

Any humor or whimsy is lost by bad direction as well. You can almost hear the performers waiting after each line for the laugh track to be inserted. Without it, it's painfully unfunny.

If you want to watch just to look at Velsaquez, there are better choices. My Name Is Earl reruns, or her nude scene in Flight.
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