She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV Series)

The People vs. Emil Blonsky (2022)

George Bryant II: Judge Price

Quotes 

• Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : How would you characterize Mr. Bukowski in relation to his romantic life?

  Jennifer Walters : Self-absorbed, chauvinistic, conceited. He once described himself as a New York 10 and an LA 11.

  [Runa chuckles] 

  Jennifer Walters : He nicknamed his office the Dennisphere...

  Dennis Bukowski : Objection. Relevance.

  Judge Price : Mr. Bukowski, need I remind you that you're not representing yourself here? And this is your witness. But I agree. Mr. Pugliese, get to your point.

  Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : It's been stated many times in this courtroom that a man of reasonable intelligence would never think that he was dating the real Megan Thee Stallion. In your opinion, Ms. Walters, do you think that Dennis Bukowski would believe that he could actually pull Megan Thee Stallion?

  Jennifer Walters : Yes. Dennis Bukowski is an almost pathologically entitled man. He would absolutely believe that he's dating the real Megan Thee Stallion because he is truly that delusional.

  Augustus 'Pug' Pugliese : No further questions, Your Honor.

• Lauren Jesper : I'd like to move for dismissal of all charges against my client.

  Judge Price : On what grounds?

  Lauren Jesper : Runa is the daughter of an Elfin diplomat on Asgard and now in New Asgard.

  Dennis Bukowski : [whispers to Pug]  Did you know about this?

  Lauren Jesper : As such, she has diplomatic immunity.

  Judge Price : She may have diplomatic immunity in New Asgard, but we are not in New Asgard.

  Runa : Excuse me, Your Honor, but Asgard is not a place, it is a people. Therefore, I...

  Judge Price : Thor's inspirational speeches are not admissible in court.

• Judge Price : In the case of Bukowski v. Runa, I award full damages to Dennis Bukowski in the amount of $175,000. In addition, we also sentence the defendant to days for impersonating a judge.

  Runa : No, no, no, no, no, no.

  Megan Thee Stallion : That's right. There's only one Megan Thee Stallion. Make some noise. Ah!