Crush(ed) (2009) Poster

(2009)

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1/10
Biblically horrific.
ganondorf20019 July 2010
There are people out there who watch terrible movies and rant on them for a living. I am one of them. I dare say that, if any other one of my fellow reviewers watched this movie for 15 minutes and was told to write a synopsis on it (like I did several months ago), they'd probably join a monastery, mostly because monks don't watch movies.

It took me about 10 hours to watch this movie, mostly because I had to keep pausing it because of it rampant stupidity and ineptitude. The direction? Terrible. The acting? Horrible. The writing? Reprehensible! The comedy? Nonexistent. There was exactly one time--one freakin' time--in this movie that I barely registered a chuckle, but besides rage and frustration, that was the only time I showed any difference of emotion. The writer of this movie just comes off as a bully when you see how the main character is treated; if you ever watch it (please don't), keep in mind that this is supposed to be a comedy.

This movie is lucky I gave it one star. It's lucky I'm even giving it attention. Think of the children...don't watch this movie.
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