Tue, Sep 18, 2018
Yvette and Alice sit down with AVN award winner, Sinn Sage. Sinn walks them through the difference between tribbing versus scissoring, tips on giving great cunnilingus, LGBTQ issues within porn, wrestling, and much more. We also discuss our love of the Hitachi and why you shouldn't participate in "grapefruiting" (or whatever Alice is doing with a shoelace...).
Tue, Sep 25, 2018
In an experiment, a pair of scientists use electric jolts to induce a woman to have erotic dreams. The sex might normal, but the situations are anything but. Yvette and Alice breakdown what it's like to get it on with a Jack in the box, fish, cowgirls, and a life-size box of Cream of Wheat.
Wed, Oct 3, 2018
In a spin on the Kubrick classic, Alexandra and her "Droogs" embark on "a little of the old ultrasex." After being apprehended, she submits to a behavior modification technique to earn her freedom where she'll abhor the thought or action of sex. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian, Ian Harris (@comediocre), to break down this unusual twist on the classic.
Tue, Oct 9, 2018
Yvette and Alice are joined by the stunning and brilliant pornstar-engineer Mercedes Carrera (@TheMercedesXXX) to discuss Operation M.I.L.F, porn as contraband, legislation that affects porn, industry health testing, FOSTA-SESTA, free speech, internet regulation, and politics in the South China Sea.
Tue, Oct 16, 2018
Alice and Yvette chat with NYT Best Seller, Wednesday Martin (@WednesdayMartin ), on her new book "UNTRUE" and why everything we know about female lust and infidelity is wrong [with the science to back it up]. We also find out straight females are super freaks, which might explain why Alice has dirty thoughts about Captain Crunch.
Tue, Oct 23, 2018
Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian/pornstar, Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) to review the porn version of Pulp Fiction...Pump Fiction. In it, Johnny and Sean are two hit men on a hunt for a briefcase with a special toy for their employer, Mr. Marcus. Their day is filled with intense blowjobs, guns, and action. Plus, you'll never guess how the boss's wife, Nikki, is revived after she ODs in the pornified version of the classic scene.
Tue, Oct 30, 2018
Alice and Yvette cover the raunchy twist on the cult classic, Clerks, with Manwhore host Billy Procida (@TheBillyProcida). In this, Dana is called in to cover a shift at an adult superstore store on her day off. Her friend Randy helps her pass the time while she has to deal with a slew of sex obsessed customers.
Tue, Nov 27, 2018
Alice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold. Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our overly friendly Russian neighbors. Episode includes an accidental cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind the scenes stories you won't hear elsewhere, and an accidental white supremacist moment.
Tue, Dec 4, 2018
Alice and Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They try to steal the balls of a feared evil wizard...He Who Must Not Be Laid.
Wed, Dec 12, 2018
Alice and Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield of Netflix's "A User's Guide to Cheating Death", talks Japan, sex dolls, and labia surgery. Dr. Abby Hafer shares with us all the sexual fluidity in the animal kingdom including cross dressing fish, gay seagulls, and measuring balls.
Thu, Jan 3, 2019
Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions- would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren't more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting on sheet cakes? Also a discussion on FB, UK, US, and Chinese porn regulations.
Tue, Jan 8, 2019
Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian and quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic.
Tue, Jan 15, 2019
Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine, who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their brains over how the production team hasn't yet been sued.
Tue, Jan 22, 2019
Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it's not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be as glaze or mixed drink. They also review the 1982 post-apocalyptic classic, Cafe Flesh. Bear with us as Alice's microphone breaks midway through recording and we discuss role-play with milkmen dressed up like rats.
Mon, Jan 28, 2019
What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice and Yvette sit down with Lee Roy Myers--film director, producer, screenwriter, and founder of Woodrocket specializing in parody porn.
Tue, Feb 5, 2019
Yvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Link to the now infamous video of her on a motorized pleasure machine. Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event...as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel.
Tue, Feb 19, 2019
Yvette and Alice are joined by a man who's humor can only be outmatched by his dick, Tommy Pistol. The multiple AVN award winner sits down with the girls to discuss literal food porn, sex dolls, uncircumcised penises, and the secret to great sex (hint: it's something you aren't "talking about")
Tue, Feb 26, 2019
Alice and Yvette are having a wholesome MFF, with non other than CollegeHumor's Ryan Creamer. The girls clearly can't contain themselves when they hear he's willing to do the dishes...without being asked. Together they review SpongeKnob SquareNuts, because our childhoods haven't been ruined enough.
Tue, Mar 12, 2019
What's it like to have your porn watched by Alex Jones? Kai Bailey gives us the scoop. Since we couldn't find gay frog porn, we resorted to "Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan." This week we discuss proper whoreganization, how many blowjobs could've prevented WW2, Clone-A-Willy, and the #HoratChallenge.
Tue, Apr 2, 2019
This week Alice and Yvette are joined by Hall of Famer, Lisa Ann. Get the scoop of what happened behind "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" and that one lifeguard porn where Lisa "saves" a guy in a bathtub. Also covered on the show: shaving butts and other healthy habits, her return to porn, predators, honing a career in a changing market, and new UK porn regulations.
Tue, Apr 16, 2019
Alice and Yvette review the 70's classic, Debbie Does Dallas. They dare to ask the questions no one else wants to: Does it hold up? Is it too rapey? Why is someone doing a pile driver in the shower? Who keeps a rotary phone on a tennis court? Is it sanitary to stick a candle in your vagina? They also review Alice's time in Barcelona and going with Yvette to a spa.
Tue, Apr 23, 2019
After Hulk rampages through the city of Las Vegas, porn-"Nick Furry" assembles the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in an attempt to capture him. That said, not much else happens because our heroes get a little...distracted. Alice and Yvette review the superhero film with the help of comedian, Brendon Burns.
Tue, Apr 30, 2019
Great slut. Alice and Yvette are joined by StarTalk Allstar, Natalia Reagan, to review "Fap to the Future." Join the ladies as they discuss how Marty Dickfly is thrown back in time, and with the help of Cock Brown needs to make sure her parents fingerbang at the Enchantment Under the Semen Dance.
Tue, May 7, 2019
It's less of a sitcom and more of a "sit-cum" as Alice and Yvette review Friends porn this week with comedian, Bridget Phetasy. As always, we detail things we know are important to our audience: what constitutes a triple threat in porn? Can a foosball table be used during sex? Who can identify what cooking ingredients are being rubbed on from a 100 yards away?
Mon, May 27, 2019
We will draw a cat for you...or at least our guest this week will. Shark Tank alumni and Raccoon penis connoisseur, Steve Gadlin, joins Yvette and Alice on this week's episode to review Pee Wee Herman porn. Much like the porn, we go into some strange places with abortion tax laws, a woman named Urethra, vagina volcanos, and Evan Stone...playing everyone.
Tue, Jun 18, 2019
How much do dominatrixes and therapists have in common? A lot. This week, Alice and Yvette are joined by former dom/porn reviewer/author Robin Shamburg. Mattel might not be too happy with how we use Barbie dolls, we learn about Christ complexes, and what it's like to have been a dom in the 90s.
Tue, Jul 2, 2019
Alice and Yvette are joined this week with Vice President of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) and pornstar Riley Reyes. The threesome nerd out and get weird with porn horcruxes, consent culture in porn, ethical porn, clown orgies, bad sex advice, alternative sex toy stores, and a squirrel eating a taco shell in a tree.
Tue, Jul 23, 2019
Comedian, Dave Kinney, joins Alice and Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also cover what to not put into a microwave, rocket knees, custom gym blazers, and porn Kenneth.