Merlin (TV Series)

Lancelot and Guinevere (2009)

Colin Morgan: Merlin

Quotes 

• Arthur : If you dare tell anyone about this, I promise, I will make your life a living hell.

  Merlin : More than you already do?

  Arthur : Yeah.

• Arthur : What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

  Merlin : There is just no pleasing you sometimes.

• Arthur : What are you doing Merlin?

  Merlin : I must have fallen asleep. Uh, I'm exhausted. I can barely keep my eyes open.

  [Arthur pours water on Merlin's head] 

  Merlin : Thank you. I feel so much better.

• Arthur : The ransom was supposed to be delivered to veil of Denaria. Which means, save a day riding if we cut through the caves of Andor.

  Merlin : Oh no, I know that face. I'm not going to like this, a I?

  Arthur : They're infested with wildren.

  Merlin : What are wildren?

  Arthur : They're like giant...

  [sees Merlin's face] 

  Arthur : -baby rats.

  Merlin : Baby rats? They don't sound so bad.

  Arthur : They feast on human flesh.

  Merlin : Maybe we should go over the mountains.

• Merlin : These stink! They are really bad!

  Arthur : Perhaps you prefer to be eaten alive.

  Merlin : Pass me some more, would you?