The Blair Witch Project: A Hardcore Parody (2011 Video)
Britney Amber: Britney
Quotes
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Britney : Hey, I'm Britney and this is my house. And I have my friends here and were shooting a documentary about the Blair Witch this weekend.
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Britney : The legend of the Blair Witch has long been a part of history in this region for over 2 centuries. The legend has grown throughout the years. The story began sometime in the late 1600's when a group of young citizens of the township of Blair accused Ellie Kenward of luring them into her home to draw blood from them.
Daisy : Mmm, was she hot?
Britney : Cut the shit, Daisy. I'm doing the intro slate.
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Britney : [crying] I want to apologize to everybody's families. I was so naive. This is all my fault because it was my project that I insisted on doing. And whatever happens to everybody tonight, this'll be all my fault. Because this was my project. It was my documentary. I love you, Mom. And Dad.
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Britney : I said there's probably somebody out there fucking with us. It's probably some fucking asshole. We're fine.