Modern Family (TV Series)
Diamond in the Rough (2012)
Charles Carpenter: Umpire
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : Sometimes I don't understand people. They do crazy things for the dumbest reasons. They convince themselves it'll all work out...
Umpire : Please rise for the national anthem.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I'm gonna show you who can sing.
Jay Pritchett : Gloria. Oh, this is gonna be rough.
[narrating]
Jay Pritchett : Despite all the evidence to the contrary.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Manny, stand up straight!
Jay Pritchett : But bend your knees.
Claire Dunphy : Widen your stance!
Manny Delgado : Would you please let me just...
Phil Dunphy : [Manny is hit by the pitch] Ooh!
Umpire : Take your base!
Luke Dunphy : You did it!
Manny Delgado : I did it?
Luke Dunphy : Run, Manny!
Manny Delgado : [running towards third] Yeah!
Jay Pritchett : No, no, no, no! Not that way! Go this way! Oh, why do I bother? He's gonna do what he wants.