What We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)

Pride Parade (2023)

Kayvan Novak: Nandor

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• Laszlo Cravensworth : What are those vehicles called that are all brightly colored? Very jolly.

  Nandor : Oh... You mean chariots, dragging the corpses of your vanquished foes.

  Charmaine Rinaldi : We call them "floats."

  Nandor : Yeah. The corpses float also.

• Nandor : I personally value qualities that cannot be taught. Courage. Relentlessness. Being tall.

• Laszlo Cravensworth : Well, how high can you fly?

  Nandor : Outer space.

  Laszlo Cravensworth : Write that down. Maybe not write that down, on the account of it being... bullshit.

• Nandor : [as Sean runs for comptroller]  Typically, in a situation such as this, the best move is to identify your opponents and then slaughter them in their sleep.

  Sean Rinaldi : Yeah, yeah, I wish, but, uh, no, we just got to get the most votes.

• Nandor : I know when I'm not wanted. And this is not one of those times. Come on, boys!