ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com's KICKASSIA was a hit-and-miss affair with people. Personally, I thought the whole thing was crap. Meanwhile, a blob by the name of Eric "Asalieri" Gaede (who may NEVER have been heard of had he not done videos on the Irate Gamer when he was still a popular thing to critique) was conducting a futile e-war on the site and its contributors. When mere slander was going nowhere, Mr. Gaede rustled up some friends and tried to make a parody of the "opus". Then again, "parody" may be the wrong word; very little was parodied.
An introduction with flash animation that would get laughed off of Newgrounds? Check. Opening monologue by one half of the main leads that's 75% composed of saying random parts of speech? Check. Ethnic stereotypes (played by the two main leads, one for more screen time than the other) that would have been old hat in 1929? Check. Non-existent acting? Check. Cameos by Mr. Gaede's buddies? Check. Fights that would make the 1960's BATMAN show look like it was choreographed by Yuen Wo-Ping? Check. A random game review? Check. A bottom-of-the-barrel greenscreen effects? Check. Insults that only a pre-nursery school student would laugh at? Check. Absent plot? Big check.
There. I've that's pretty much everything you need to know about PUNCHDICKIA. It makes MONSTER-A-GO-GO look like Capra material.
Of course, since Gaede has a long record of playing judge-and-jury on what's relevant and what isn't, he'd probably consider this review "irrelevant"... in spite of the fact that movies always get reviewed here, regardless of age!
An introduction with flash animation that would get laughed off of Newgrounds? Check. Opening monologue by one half of the main leads that's 75% composed of saying random parts of speech? Check. Ethnic stereotypes (played by the two main leads, one for more screen time than the other) that would have been old hat in 1929? Check. Non-existent acting? Check. Cameos by Mr. Gaede's buddies? Check. Fights that would make the 1960's BATMAN show look like it was choreographed by Yuen Wo-Ping? Check. A random game review? Check. A bottom-of-the-barrel greenscreen effects? Check. Insults that only a pre-nursery school student would laugh at? Check. Absent plot? Big check.
There. I've that's pretty much everything you need to know about PUNCHDICKIA. It makes MONSTER-A-GO-GO look like Capra material.
Of course, since Gaede has a long record of playing judge-and-jury on what's relevant and what isn't, he'd probably consider this review "irrelevant"... in spite of the fact that movies always get reviewed here, regardless of age!