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4/10
DON'T GUILLOTINE ME BRO.
nogodnomasters5 July 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The film is told with a flashback to a magic act gone bad in 1931. A group of young adults are invited to a party at a magician's house and become locked in. The house is haunted or something, we eventually play 10 little Indians with a group of people that don't get along with each other.

The acting bordered on comical. I think they could have come up with a better soundtrack too. There was a token torso nudity (no face) about in the middle of the film that served no purpose what-so-ever other than to have it in there. Was that supposed to be Mrs. Mesmer?

Guide: F-bomb, brief sex, nudity- thanks whoever you were. Watch "Demonic" 2015 instead.
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3/10
Pretty Terrible
mjazzguitar-800-1897030 August 2019
Talk about disjointed. There is no continuity whatsoever. As another reviewer said, all they do is argue. But nothing makes any sense; it's as if they took a bunch of smaller individual segments and stuck them all together. There's a chick pretending to have an accent; I don't know how they played this with a straight face. Sometimes flicks of this genre can be interesting anyway, but skip this one.
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2/10
*nothing happens* Scream! Shriek! Scream!
kardosma1 February 2020
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The title of this review is basically the story so... spoilers, I guess? Apparently the actors all went to the Mr Shoutypants school of acting, because everything that does - and doesn't -happen makes them SCREAM and SHRIEK at each other endlessly. I kid you not; two minutes in and I was already hoping they'd all very quickly be murdered in extremely painful ways.

The dialogue... oh my ever loving god. *facepalm* I should wash my mouth out with soap for using that word in conjunction with this travesty of filmmaking. It's a lot like a bunch of random people standing in a room and screeching random things to the room in general.

Honestly, having been a crappy movie (especially crappy horror movie) aficionado for more years than I can count, I can safely say that this tired cliche of a bunch of 30-something 'young people' (maybe supposed to be college age, definitely can't have been intended to be teens... could they??) trapped in a house where magically their cell phones don't work, nobody gets along, one just screams epithets every time she opens her mouth to the exclusion of most other words found in the english language, one has some kind of poor excuse for a 'european' accent, and the guys are primarily there to provide testosterone (aside from the obligatory nerd character) are not worth your time.

I gave this a 2 because of Tiny Lister. Love that guy, he's done some great stuff. But I sure hope he paid off that tv or whatever he needed this money for, because he deserves better than this disjointed excuse for a movie.
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1/10
"Death's Door" will make you a better person.
alansmithee-192412 July 2018
If there is a Hell, this movie is definitely playing there on an endless loop.
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1/10
What in the edit hell is going on
darrenmalloy9 January 2021
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This has got to be the worst edited film in the history of films. Just watch it for that and play a drinking game. Drink every time you see an edit mistake. I guarantee you will have alcohol poisoning by the time you are finished. How was this even greenlighted?
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1/10
Crapalicious
davannacarter29 May 2016
Annoying characters that spend most of the time screeching, hollering, bickering, screaming, whimpering, and babbling to the point where you want them to get killed. That's what this movie features. It also features at least six hot chicks and no nudity. The actresses in the movie seemed like the type who, for a few hundred more, would do full frontal. But the filmmaker decided to have them look sexy and not even show the side of a butt cheek. Brilliant.

No gore/exploitation for fans of these kind of horror movies. No suspense, tension, drama, or interesting characters for fans of psychological horror. This movie features many victims but no on screen kills.

The ending: I've seen more than a thousand horror flicks from this century and the last one. I've seen some of the most amateur horror flicks that look like they were filmed on someone's cell. Out of all of them, this one easily falls into my Top 10 worst horror movie endings list. Even that M. Night Shamalamadingdong guy, who is master of uneventful, lackluster endings would hate the ending to this flick.

If you're reading this review, you most likely have not seen this movie. I envy you for that.
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3/10
Why?
rherring-160407 July 2020
Why do I do this to myself? Why do I get suckered into watching these lame "movies"?I think it's because they always sound good in the description, but inevitably, less than 5 minutes into it I already know what I'm in for....too many things wrong with this movie to mention, so I'll just mention the one that stood out the most.....the "acting"is just so bad.....or maybe it was meant to be bad in which case it was good? Hmmmmm.......
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1/10
Horrible film
coflorida26 May 2020
If you can even call it that... came out under...The Trap Door (2011) Relisted as "Death's Door" I'm not sure what was the point changing name... when movie itself is STILL crap
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1/10
This Movie Will Send You Through Deaths Door
soulcrisis2810 September 2021
This is so bad, I'm just going to make a checklist of all the things you expect in a movie to be good, that are inevitably bad in this terrible movie.

Acting: Horrible Editing: Atrocious Continuity: Absent Story: I've seen toddlers tell better stories SFX: What SFX?

Scene: One Place=cheap movie

Skip it, unless you like to torture yourself.
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1/10
Budget Film with Budget Actors
feelewis-566091 May 2024
I got 39 minutes and 29 seconds into the movie and turned it off. The acting was beyond cheesy and aside from having 'Candyman' in it there are zero other notable people. He doesn't even carry the film as the bad guy and unless you're a hormonal teenager looking for something to watch with it's sex scenes and cleavage then this is an utter waste of time.

Editing was horrific too with the CGI on full cheesy sub par mode. A group of adults go into a mansion to party and when they try to leave they're locked in and then start getting killed. Another unoriginal story line and another movie on the list of movies that these apps offer that is such a waste. Why do we pay extra money to watch trash movies.
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