Made for under a thousand dollars, VAMPIRE TICKS FROM OUTER SPACE is worth every penny! It starts right off with one of the title creatures (aka: a tick pillow) attacking a camper. Next, a farmer is killed, etc. You get the picture.
We also get to watch as a character searches for a signal for his phone. This lasts for about a century.
Victims run while someone offscreen tosses tick pillows at them. Said pillows are stomped on, emitting reddish goo. Humans "act" as if they're semi-cognizant of being in a production of some sort. How will they defeat these puffy arachnids?
Is this movie a cinematic masterwork? No, but it's certainly -almost- adequate.
P. S.- I want some tick pillows! In fact, I want tick slippers! How about a tick hat with matching mittens?...
We also get to watch as a character searches for a signal for his phone. This lasts for about a century.
Victims run while someone offscreen tosses tick pillows at them. Said pillows are stomped on, emitting reddish goo. Humans "act" as if they're semi-cognizant of being in a production of some sort. How will they defeat these puffy arachnids?
Is this movie a cinematic masterwork? No, but it's certainly -almost- adequate.
P. S.- I want some tick pillows! In fact, I want tick slippers! How about a tick hat with matching mittens?...
