"Mr. Mercedes" Pilot (TV Episode 2017) Poster

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(2017)

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Ignore the bizarre review
Mehki_Girl26 October 2020
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Ignore the one other bizarre review here, which is saying...something. You know because life is fair and equitable.

We're introduced to the crime, the individuals who are about to die and the grizzled retired detective who didn't catch the guy.

He may or may not bathe, but he's got a couple of women who are hot for his turgid body, unwashed hair, and, probably, food stained beard. He probably cleans up pretty good. Will we find out?

His nextdoor neighbor is aggressively pursuing him sexwise, so I guess besides the will he or won't he catch the killer (who is taunting him via computer), but also will he or won't he engage in some past middle-aged sex. And will he tell his cop friend what's going on or go lone wolf to catch his man?

We also get a glimpse of a couple of slackers working at a computer store. One of them, way to old to be living with his mommy, who chain smokes, drinks all day while sitting on the couch in her dirty undies, legs wide open, waiting for sonny to come home so she can sloppy kiss him on the mouth. He promptly goes down in the basement (whew!), Immediately masturbates while thinking of mommy.

And, wow, he's got quite a sophisticated suite of computer systems setup down there. I wonder what he's up to when he's not wiping cum off his hands with a tissue and gumming up those computer keys?

Guess who goes to the computer to the store?

This is going to be a slow burn.

It's going to hold my interest, but it's probably a little too slow for the marvel comics crowd.
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8/10
Facts
dncorp26 August 2017
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According to The Author Stephen King the Mr. Mercedes title came from Real Life Event of a woman driving her Mercedes into a McDonald's Restaurant.

Reasons why so many future victims were at the "City Jobs Fair" during the opening scenes.

Opening Scenes Janus Cray with 2 month Pattie and August Odenkirken are interrupted by man with folding chair 01 minutes 32 seconds "(F Word) Suckers, Look at all these people, Yeah the Economy's back alright"

Fact "95 Million American Workers Not in The U.S. Labor Force" - CNBC

Fact Minus 45 Million Caused by President Clinton's Actions added to the Minus 50 Million caused by President Obama's Actions.

Fact 2008 Great Recession Caused by President Clinton's Elimination of the U.S. Laws, Banking Acts of 1933 and 1935 that protected the U.S. for over 60 Years.

Change scenes Retired Detective Bill Hodges listening to radio while driving, 19 minutes 40 seconds, "I want to say a few words about the state of our Economy and what we are doing to put Americans back to work..and build a new foundation..This morning we received ...signs that the worst maybe behind...though we lost 247,000 Jobs in July" - President Obama.

Mr. Mercedes, Brady Hartsfield, and Lou Linklatter are stuck with a "McJob" at Supreme Electronix as Low Pay, No Chance for Advancement, while being put down by his Boss Anthony 'Robi' Frobisher 40 minutes 2 seconds "This is your job, right here Brady..This is your Career You sticker DVDs, (Brady inflicting pain on himself finger nail unto bandaged finger) you help old fakas with dementia get Polident out of their Laptops...there's nothing wrong with that, that's your Role in Society, a lot of people don't have Roles, you do. But you will never be happy unless you both appreciate what you have and accept what you are."
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