Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Hot Potato Soup (2017)

Patton Oswalt: Billy Koenig, Sam Koenig, Thurston Koenig

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Quotes 

• Sam Koenig : Agent Coulson, this is Agent Koenig. They've got Agent Koenig. I repeat they've got Agent Koenig!

• Terrence Shockley : The one who comes in this room next won't be me. The man who comes in here will do things to you that I can't even watch. He will break you.

  Billy Koenig : Yeah, well, Koenigs don't break. All right? We're programmed to take pain, so bring it on! Bring it on!

  [Man leaves] 

  Billy Koenig : Oh, my God. I'm in so much pain. I don't think I can take this. That guy hits really hard.

• Billy Koenig : I don't care what this is or what you guys do. I'm not gonna talk.

  Holden Radcliffe : You won't have to. That's the beauty of it. This machine will allow me access to his mind. We'll get all the information we need without laying a hand on him

  Billy Koenig : Well, you're not gonna get anything out of me. Because my mind is a steel trap inside of a sealed box surrounded by quicksand and -

  [Puts the machine on his head] 

  Billy Koenig : Oh, is that a puppy?

• Terrence Shockley : You two will want to get acquainted. You're the last one the other's gonna see alive.

  Billy Koenig : Yeah, well, we're ready to die!

  Holden Radcliffe : No! No. No, no, no, no. I'm extremely not ready to die.