(2016 Video)

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Top talent wasted, again
lor_26 October 2016
One of the mysteries of Adult Entertainment, at least to those of us not directly involved in the industry, is why top stars stoop to appearing in utter crap, merely to earn a buck and keep busy. Presumably they make enough money to avoid such activities, but "Stepmom Swap" is yet another example of wasting time -the performers' time and surely the viewers' time as well.

All-time greats Julia Ann and Katie Morgan top-line, joined by the wonderful Ariella Ferrera, with the talented newcomer (under contract to this label) Aria Alexander also involved, repping the younger generation alongside Chloe Carter.

But what we get are five lengthy sex scenes of the most routine nature. Throw in a busty new MILF named "Parker Swayze" (awful moniker, an insult to the late Dirty Dancing icon) and you have generic porn. Director Vic Lagina messed up the label's ripoff of "Ex Machina", and insults MILFs everywhere with this one.

The video's only claim to fame, and I won't waste any mental effort or you, the dear reader's time, on intricate detail, is to create as convoluted a set of interrelationships between the characters as possible in order to drive our current crypto-incest porn craze into the ground. You literally need a scorecard to keep track of who's cheating on who's ex-wife or step-son or step-mom or step-cousin or fiancée. Not that any of it matters, as all the characters are interested in only one thing -well, actually two things: having sex and getting paid for it.

My suspicion is that the next generation of porn revisionists, would-be historians eager to bask in the glory of that-which-they-know-nothing-about, will have a field day with the fake-complexity of this soon to be forgotten title. So keep your eyes peeled: 20 or 30 years from now this stinker will be ripe for "rediscovery" and be given a lavish reissue by the Retro Seduction Cinema or Vinegar Syndrome imitator label of the future.
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