(2004 Video)

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Fun skits in ephemeral Brit Porn
lor_31 January 2017
Hazza B'Gunne rounded up a fine cast for this second in his series exploiting the fetish of "girls dressed in French maid outfits". If that sounds like a limited genre, that's because it is.

But the segment termed Fetish within Adult Entertainment is by definition limited to true believers, sort of porn's equivalent to Scientology cultists. And I expect that instead of the Hubbard organization's enforced tithing procedure, which can add up to a pretty penny if the cultist is named John Travolta or Tom Cruise, corresponds to the likely 1/10th or more of one's income spent on porn by a true addict.

The five segments are each named after a different type of woman. Roxy Jezel is "The mermaid", caught in a lake by Dirty Dog aka Ian Tate out fishing. Gag of him yelling "Thar she blows!" as he deposits spunk on her posterior is typical of the unfunny attempts at humor in these Hazza productions.

Most elaborate vignette concerns "The Fair Maid", also like the mermaid segment straying far, far away from the French maid fetish premise. Instead we have Tony DeSergio and Steve Hooper dressed in chain mail, fighting in field over the fair young lass played by the obscure Sara Nice. Rather than declare a winner of her hand, we get a threesome instead, big surprise.

Local superstars are trotted out for "The Tea Maid" in which bossy office manager dominates buxom maid Alexis Silver, both of them serviced by co-worker Lee Henshaw, here credited under his frequent alternate moniker "James". Just James, no Bond.

The prolific Pascal White plays a instructor who runs an academy in London to teach girls how to become French maids, and he's credited on screen as Monsieur Rene, though verbally he's called Monsieur Eiffel. Either way, he gets to hump would-be "The French Maid" played by lovely Giselle.

Rounding out the show is a black & white (for no particular reason) pantomime segment "The Milk Maid" in which Taylor Morgan/Martha Curran gets humped outdoors at a milk factory by yet another early Brit Porn stalwart, Pete Le Meat.
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