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Atypical Brazzers release
lor_17 February 2018
Ever since it quietly merged with Digital Playground, Brazzers occasionally issues a DVD that might as well have been released by DP instead, consisting of a connected, feature length story, rather than the usual separate vignettes culled from the Brazzers website.

This tribute to phone sex, a phenomenon that gained widespread acceptance in the early '80s, stars lovely young Amia Miley, Holly Hendrix and Isis Love as cubicle girls in a Message Center answering horny phone calls mainly politely with the usual phony sex banter.

Tacked on without warning (and pointlessly, except to pad out the running time to the traditional 3-hours-plus provided by Brazzers) is an unidentified vignette starring Xander Corvus that falls squarely into the female-cuckold (exact dictionary term is cuckquean, the new word I learned today, if not adding it to my vocabulary) genre.

Xander is married to Jasmeen Lefleur (porn actress who pops up on Brazzers in both XXX and NonSex assignments), with young beauty Astrid star dining with the couple alongside a creepy blind date. After the cat leaves, she gets to stay overnight due to drinking too much, and of course hubby Xander strays from his bedmate Jasmeen to hump lovely Astrid, who has been hornily masturbating in the guest room.

What that has to do with phone sex as a topic is simple: nothing. The new, not improved, Brazzers is increasingly sloppy and cavalier in their DVD presentation, likely because DVD sales have slumped so precipitously in recent years (competing with on-line streaming and the like) that they have adopted a who cares? stance.

I did enjoy the main feature, particularly Amia's gorgeous nipples, the energy of the current starlet most impressive at gonzo: tiny Holly Hendrix, and the okay vignettes. Basically, since phone sex is not visual per se, most of the action is of the outcall variety, with these phone sex workers performing prostitution. Also, their lesbian proclivities back at the Message Center kill off plenty of running time, including the chance for a bit of variety as new co-worker Sierra Nicole gets broken in, Sapphic wise, by Isis. At least the Trump Administration's extreme prejudice has not yet infected porn, or Ms. Nile with her ill-chosen moniker would not be getting work.
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