Reviews

Wow, so cool. I loved that giant octopus and giant alligator along with the characters. It was short but very cool! Basically, its about count Dakar (real name Capitan nemo) who uses his crew for a underwater adventure while his kingdom is taken over by some guy so when they get there there's a giant alligator which they attack then they land. These fish people want the crew so they realise a giant octopus to capture them. The octopus kills one of the them then attacks the others but fails. They could have done better. I think the fight between the crew and the giant alligator should have lasted along with the octopus scene but it was still good! Was that even a giant alligator or a prehistoric monster/dinosaur. At the end, the kingdom is destroyed and Capitan nemo goes back under sea upset. The giant octopus was ugly and freaky. It was slow and could not swim in the film for some reason but it was cool that the army of fish people were with the octopus and was chasing the people. That octopus was so ugly, man but so cool. That giant alligator just appeared right when they got under the sea then the giant alligator spots them and attacks the sub but the alligator is hit by a torpedo then the giant creature fell off a cliff but was still alive and fled. I did expected this but i didn't expected it to be a short film but anyway it was weird that the begging had sound then the rest of the film had silent, what the hell? I liked how they did the octopus, better than the one in it came from beneath the sea. I cant believe the giant alligator scene, i expected it to be long because the giant alligator attacks the sub by hitting it but 15secs later, Capitan nemo shots the poor dinosaur then he falls off the cliff. Cool film, going under the sea then getting attacked by a giant alligator, giant octopus and little frog fish like people. I guess that place was the mysterious island. But why did count Dakar want to go under the sea if its inhabited by fish people, dinosaur and giant slug (first i was like 'giant slug?') then get one of there mates crusted by the tentacles. I didn't get the ending when count Dakar was like 'i don't have a life now that my island is destroyed' so then he goes back to the sub and gets to the sea, the end???? Did Capitan nemo kill himself by going under the sea by the guardian of the fish people, octopus because his kingdom was destroyed or did he want to go undersea for an adventure. I think he killed himself but couln't he build back his kingdom because he had all his citizens, soldiers and builders. Did the bad guy that got the kingdom blow up the place (well, actually not everything was destroyed)? Thats another question i don't understand, anyway they should improve the monster battles and make the film long. I give this a 10 out of 10 because its so cool. Buy this! Its 35 mins or less but its a good film.

This game is abit stupid because the police gos after you even if you are not doing anything. Cant there be that thing in the Simpson's hit and run when you hit a lot of things police go after you but instead you just want to go somewhere but these police cars give you a hard time. Also, the missions are too hard! Im stuck on train pursuit for Pete's sake! Why cant this mission be on far levels because this was just the 3rd mission! These asswripes don't know how people cant complete this! The graphics are the worse of them all, i cant really tell what is what sometimes. The thing that i like is the parts of the city, secrets and the cool cars i can get! Also, i want cheats but none work, man!

Rubbish! Dead plot! Dumb new characters! Gay! My god, i really loved the two films but this was crap! In the film it was like this, shrek is going to be the king then Harold dies then Fiona says shes pregnant when shreks going for Arthur, he goes to a school, gets Arthur gets ambushed girls get kidnapped escape kick ass shrek gets to far far away donkey and puss has switch bodies shrek arrested shrek gets out with the girls then shrek kills Arthur has lots of babies then the end. Hopeless! Only a few plots but a crap film. Make more adventure, creatures, characters and movie be longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not happening, guys! this is retard work!

I cant believe it! I thought this is a good sequel when Jim carry in the film has a baby but instead its a film with crappy actors, stupid plot and stupid scenes. This should be in 'crappest films of sh*t in earth'. Thank god the same director did not make this because this is so stupid with some cartoonish parts like the fart was not funny, not the pee and not the dancing! I laughed at this because of how stupid the person made this like homer Simpson making a movie about a doughnut! I wish someone makes a remake of son of the mask with a plot like this! The mask guy (Jim carry) and his wife have a son which is a normal baby. When the baby finds another mask he became the mask, too and the mask guy tries to get his mask back! This is very crap so i'll give it a 1 out of 10. Fu*king sh*t!

I cant believe some people fainted and ran away from this part. Its really cool because of all the creatures and how the sailor's died. The octopiod was my faviote because i love creatures with giant tentergoles. I liked the crab because it freaked me out how it looked, man. The weird lizard thing was really cool. The spider was scary too, how fast and striking the creature is. Why did some people delete this just because of some scardy cats?!!!! I love this scene so cool. I wish the scene was longer with the octopoid and spider because those parts where too small, man! I still like the scene because its so sick. I give this a 10 out of 10

I played resident evil, 2 and 3 i thought that this would be good but guess what, its not. What the hell has that got to do with the game ?! Wheres the mansion? Wheres the guy? Wheres the insects? The creatures were licker's, zombies and dogs but wheres the ivy plant or those giant insects. This is just like doom but doom is worse. The characters were just rubbish and THE WOMAN IS VERY STUPID! SHES A DUMB ASS! The scientist was just plain dumb when he let the t-virus fall down and turn the crowd into zombies. This was just ridiculous when the man stood in the place and he got chopped! Why did he not just run away from the lasers? I don't like it when they make the games then make it into some mutant thing. In doom the game, the creeps were from hell but in the film there were all created by scientists. Who made this gay crap with little monsters and a stupid plot?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FILM DESERVES A 3 OUT OF 10 BECAUSE ITS DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have got to be kidding me. I saw this on sky TV and this is not a comedy, just a low budget crap about tribes and weird creatures. The sea creature was a toy because i can tell from looking at it. The caterpillar is some train like robot. The dinosaurs are stuffed animals man. The Dino's didn't even walk proply, man. I couldn't even tell it was a dinosaur. The sea creature could have been better but he just looks like a man in a werewolf costume. The story is boring and the tribes are really weird. Don't watch this, this is just about people trapped in the island from stuffed animals and a tribe. I give it a 1 out of 10. Not funny. NOT CREATIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was looking forward to watching this and this is really funny. There were 2 things i didn't like in the film but its still a good film. 1. It had Mel Gibson init and everybody knows that he is a racist person who hates Jews. What did the Jews do to Mel Gibson! 2. I love animals and that is brutal how they kill the poor chicken.

Story: great Characters: great Baddies: cool Ending: best Funny: really Dumb: no Escapes: average Music: 9/10

Lots of parts are sad like the part where they knew that Rockey was not flying because he was in the circus. The funny parts is when there trying to escape but they get kicked back in but the girl chicken gets back to the bin. Those mice. I didn't know why they were there but they were funny too, i think they just wanted eggs or something. The baddies were gay but cool.

I was going to see Wallace and gromit the curse of the were rabbit and i knew it would SUCK SO MUCH! Lots of people think its funny but it is pointless crap about a stupid weird accent dumbass Wallace who becomes a were rabbit. Was the lighting part funny? Nope. Was the naked part funny? Nope. SEE, NOTHINGS FUNNY IN THIS FILM!!!!!!! How can the people run away from a giant rabbit and why cant there be a were wolf? Who has ever heard Little cute rabbits howl like a wolf. It is dumb how the bastard becomes a were rabbit. Cant it be a failed experiment because rabbits in the Brian is gay. My dad hated it, my sister loved it but my mum never saw the stupid film. God that movie ticked me off, brove! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY BACK BECAUSE THIS FILM IS CRAP AND SO IT Ticked ME OFF! Stupid flipping film. I give this a 1 out of 10 because the only part that made me laugh was that everyone talking about lemons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I played this game all my life and this game is one of the best first person shooters ever, well...Er...half life is better because its a really big story. This game is all about marines going inside a gate way to hell to make sure nothing comes out. After that, you hear a gun battle with your allies fighting some creatures but then there all dead and all the hell demons are after you. I love all the enemies in the game. Zombies are cool creatures. Imps are brownish drones of hell. Barons of hell are strong pink mini bosses that kicks so much ass. Cacodemons are Cyclops heads that floats around. Lost souls are skulls in the ski that charges on you. Pinkys are scary bull like demons. Speches are scarier than pinky's and you cant see them properly because there invisible...well, a bit. Nightmare species are like species and pinky's but has a blue skin, red skin or orange skin. Cycber demon is really strong. He is the scariest enemy ever because the first time i saw this creature he chased me, tried to shoot me with his rockets and he always finds me when I'm hiding. Doom 2 and final doom is good because they have better weapons and monsters but they have to much creatures in this game and they have confusing levels. Spider mastermind is really cool but it dies to easy and its easy to avoid its attack ( the cycberdemon is a bit easy to dodge to ). I will always play this game until I'm 80 years old because this is a cool game, folks! Buy this game, its really cool and scary! I will give this a 10 out of 10 for good levels, weapons, sounds, designs and of course monsters!!!!

Simpsons always made me laugh and i thought this was a good program but there's were i discovered the crap of the Simpson's. I still love it but some episodes is...so weird and boring. Those episodes made me angry like when Lisa's a president one women says '' Did i have a hat' and Lisa says 'yes'. What the f*ck has that got to do with any crap in Simpson's. Some episodes like treehouse of horror 3 was the best parody's ever. So what I'm saying is, i love some episodes but others are embarrassing. I know that people wont agree with me but i don't care, i just want to say that. For real, its really one of the best cartoons in the world...until i saw south park!!!!!!!BUM BUM BUUUUM! South park is better but some episodes in south park are weird too so i think there both great but need changing of there weirdness.

When i got this game, i thought it was Jurassic park but instead its a survival horror of Dino's like resident evil 2. This game is very scary but not that scary if your about 10 or 12 because i was scared when i was seven, now I'm ten. I bet the people who made resident evil made Dino crisis because its got the same graphics as it and the weapons and inventory is like resident evil too, man. The actors are not that good but they look cool. The Dino's are bit slow but they do sneak up on you good because one of those Little creeps jumped on my face when i was walking down from this lab. There is 2 things i don't like about the game (1. There's only Dino's in this game, i wish there could be like a mutant creature or armies (2. The places look all alike, man. Its not that bad anyway because there's lots of creepy Dino's plus a huge t Rex and its scary. I will give this an 8 out of 10 for good enemies and scary parts but two things i don't like in this game.

Ha ha! I watched this on you tube and it was the best splatter i have ever seen. God peter Jackson is bloody young in this comedy. Its got everything, vomit eating, eating brains with spoon, fat alien asses, New Zealend chainsaw massacre, fat aliens, exploding sheep, human flesh, a nerd ( sorry, peter ) and a head full of brains. Mummy!!! was a funny line when he falls down a cliff and burst his brains out. Like braindead, it is gory but i say braindead is better with bloody sex and a mutant baby. Ozzy is a show off. Barly or Baily ( i don't know ) is a strong fast fatty. Derek is a funny dork that loves to kill those aliens. The only thing i want to know, they say there's a bad taste 2 and 3 but i cant see it anywhere. I love human flesh and i wised i got that human burger off the aliens, its nice. The bastards have landed is another funny line. I will give this a 10 out of 10 because i love Pete's films and this is too gory and funny. Hail Derek!

GREAT RULES Excellent AWESOME TERRFIC i have watched this so many times and i say its so freaky, great and so gory. I like the zombies and all the actors, they really acted well. Better than the hills have eyes and Shaun of the dead ( not really. Shaun of the dead is very great too ) but some scenes were weird like the women who had a zombie baby. I GIVE THIS A 8 OUT OF 10! Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr and i don't like the ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorginal dawn oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof the dead. The first one sucks and is very confusing folks! don't watch the first one!

Story: Some people must fight their way through leather face and his dumb family. Gore: Well, there was not a lot of gore in the film. I love gore for peat's sake man. Funny? Yes, very funny. I liked all the cannibals because they were funny blah blah blah. I think everything is funny. Dumbasses: leather face was stupid and funny, one of the cannibalism a crazy weirdo. Bad: i say that nothing is bad, not the cannibals,not the gore or anything else.Weird: i think the massacre is weird and stupid. Anything else? I give this a 9 out of 10 for good acting, funny scenes but weird parts. NICE, MAN! I hope people will watch this, its just so funny, you will puke your scared guts out and your party guts come to dance!

I love horror films and this is one of the best. I liked the two characters who survived at the end but i think the other characters didn't tried. I liked the weapons the cannibal moutian men had and i liked how they made the creeps like the crazy drug ed-like one who was the last cannibal that lived. The man who survived was a real bad ass, wasn't scared of the big bastards, and he exploded there home. I think it was abit funny because of that crazy cannibal. He laughed all the time, he was a childess but its gruesome how he killed one of there friends...but i like gore. I hope the director will make another horror like this, really cool and gory. The cannibal with wire was very scary and the other one was...Er...not really scary. I liked the women in this film, really sexy and beautiful!...But i saw wrong turn 2 and that was bull crap and too dumb, i hope it wasn't made by the same director. The part i didn't get was when the man blow there cabin, the police looks for his partner and then sees a really ugly stranger. He lights a torch to the face and then one of the mutant is still alive and he kills the police man. I still like it!!!!!! I give this a 10 out of 10 because this is great!

Well, when i first got Maximo vs AOZ i knew this would be better. All the monsters are even better than the last Maximo. You could buy weapons or become grim which is better. Although, this Maximo is really hard and the cyclocks was a big hard ass. The graphics is great and the levels really get better, more adventurous but harder. I say Maximo vs army of zin is the best monster killing game i've played. I never got past the ice level where you must jump into a bridge full of rolling bores cos i always fall when i get to the second or third bridge. The cyclocks level was hard, though. Favoite monsters:

Highway man: really cool but really weak. Highway men shots are really slow. There fast but stupid like the zombies from the 1st Maximo. Bore Beatles: hard creatures that are fast and can run over you with there big shells. They are responsible for getting me stuck in the ice levels. There not easy...! Sulfur monster: giant larva creatures that i don't have problems with. There not stupid and they look very cool but they get killed to quickly cos there not strong. Scarecrow: there really confusing-are they pumpkin heads or scarecrows so i choosed scarecrow cos they look more like it. There really rare in the game but i do see them a lot hanging with stalkers and farms.

So i say this, people- MAXIMO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, i played this game and this is better than the first one. This one has more enemies than the first one and this one has more places ( fortress, island, city ruins, temples and jaffars lair ). In jaffars lair, there is more weird puzzles like a giant spider and jaffars clones. The guards are not the same. The stupid bastards only have one life and they are faster. Both games have low levels but each one is hard and has many puzzles and the 1st one is not that cool. In the 1st prince of Persia, there is one jackass ed, lousy, ugly skeleton boss but the 2nd has millions of cool skeletons popping out of the floor, the 1st prince of Persia has enemies that don't even fight in groups but the 2nd has armies of bastards. There is guards, gay skeletons, cool snakes, sleepy flying lion/human heads, clones, smelly priests and scary cat jaffar where the 1st has guards, dick head skeleton, jaffar and cheeky ass ed prince evil clone. Is that bloody it?!!!!!. POP 2 has style and more skill as you go from the fort to hell. The 1st one isn't really bad but i wish Jordon blah blah would make it easy than boss like enemies ( still good ). The best game of PC!!!!!!

I have played this game, south park and it is excellent! You can have lots of weapons and kill the evil turkeys and alien invaders( I am still in the turkey levels, fighting the giant one). I would give this a 9 out of 10 because its funny, filled with cool but weird enemies and it's adventurous. Everyone would like it a lot! SOUTH PARK is the best and it is great. The turkeys are easy, unlike the leader and it is a hard game ( I like hard games )! YOU must love it, its the best since half life was made. Evil turkeys, space demons, crazy robots - they are my type. I will not get tired of this, this is great and it kicks ass. I love any action shooting and killing games with monsters. THE BEST! I am eleven years old.