Reviews

Season 2 just dug themselves into an interesting pit... they bit*h and moan about conditions in Los Angeles...which is a Democrat city....in the Democrat state of Kalifornia. Basically they just crapped all over themselves! Oops, not too smart of those Wokity-Wokesters!

Movie would have been better if it wasn't so chaotic from scene to scene. They did the scene jumping and dialogue so fast it's like they were purposely trying to get through it as fast as possible. I don't know how they could go through final editing without somebody saying "whoa this is a mess". What could have been a pretty good movie turned out to be mediocre.

These girls could have been killed a hundred times over but they're only getting toyed with and they don't take anything seriously and they never tell anyone. There's so much bullying going on in this show it's unbelievable, and what guys bulliy girls this much. I don't think there's one faculty member in that school who sees or hears or does a thing... I mean seriously how is it that people are not getting suspended left and right in that school. I'm pretty sure all the bad people in this show are like gods who can do anything, see everything, have endless skills, move like ninjas, etc.. and yet are supposed to be ordinary kids. I'm not sure if a 10-year-old is writing this stuff or some alien from outer space who knows nothing about humans.

Remember when you watched Anne The Continuing Story and thought "well this is kind of dumb, and totally goes against the books, and pretty much common sense, and those continuity issues of their ages, and on and on"? Well that was kind of like Star wars 8 and you thought it destroyed everything. Then came this new movie and you thought there might be some sort of redemption...but just like Star wars 9, it turned out to be an even bigger dumpster fire, and it spat in the face of the previous story. I'm guessing 90% of this movie is basically false and impossible. I was kind of expecting Anne in this story to come out of the shower at the end like Bobby Ewing and the whole thing was just a dream.

That's what the movie should have been called. It makes the "prequel" movies look great. You already know all the dumb things about this movie...save yourself and skip this and the 3rd installment.

Looks like most the reviewers here either loved this movie or really hated it (The haters being highly outnumbered). And the reasons the haters hate it are...well let's just say...pathetic. Apparently some people don't understand the difference between good and evil, while others find the little things to nitpick at, like the bad guys not shooting at Cap's feet when he's running at them with his shield.

Lots of "drama queens" reviewing I see as they didn't feel the emotion of Steve's friend dying, or complain about the bad guy not having enough character development. And there's the ones who complain the Cap seems invincible..they want to "feel" that he could die. What a bunch of drama queens over a comic book movie. I wonder if they felt the same way about the Hulk. I mean really, what's more believable, changing Steve into Captain America, or a scientist into a giant ape like creature with green skin that can change back and forth? I think some of these reviewers should go back to watching boy/girl romances.

This movie seems like it's not enough for 180 million spent. But if you give it anything less than four stars, then you're either 1: a Harry Potter die-hard who is disappointed; 2. someone who hasn't seen enough movies to know what really is a bad movie; or 3. you just have no imagination.... and by no imagination I mean you have to stop whining about the character development.... or do all your movies have to be three and a half hours long? Suck on it haters.

OK, so I only saw about 15 minutes worth of this thing. It falls under the category of B movie making, so you shouldn't expect much other than some halfway decent "kung-fu like" moves. What I wanted to mention was how messed up the young social worker is. We have a young, hot looking girl in New York City who is showing the main character around the city, because, you know, he's visiting from another country. So anyway, he's obviously older, and her brain sort of works so she knows he's a monk. But somehow in the span of about a day, this hot young girl decides to get horny for this older foreign monk and tries to kiss him.......wait stop the picture....what the hell just happened? Are you telling me a hot young girl in NYC can't find one halfway decent boyfriend in a city of 8 million people to spread her legs? She's got to give it up to a visiting foreign older monk? Well that's about the most insulting thing I've ever seen in a movie. Time to leave.

As can be expected, this spoof has some slapstick cheesy humor, B-list actors, and a plot that jumps around to get in as much it can in less than 90 minutes (because no one wants to watch these types of movies for that long). It even takes stabs at other vampire shows and real-life recent events. But it does plainly tell every Twilight watcher (especially towards teenage girls) what's so silly about those movies. Oddly enough Jen Proske as "Becca Crane" does a better job spoofing Kristin Stewart than K Stew can do "Bella". It would have been better if there were more laughs, which is why I recommend you watch the unrated version as at least it gets a couple more laughs due to vulgarity. Every teenage girl who watched the Twilight series should be forced to watch this movie....it might help snap them back to reality....before it's too late.